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In Need of a Fun Read?

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThen I'd like to suggest the current edition of UK OK! Magazine. You can see the wonderfully cheesy Katie Price and Peter Andre cover by clicking here which will also give you a rundown on what else is in the mag. Perfect to while the hours away at your desk if you're unlucky enough to be at work. If not nip to the shop and pick up a copy and indulge. Best served with hot chocolate and cookies.

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The Least Convincing Breast Augmentation In The World

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Britney's new tattoo

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Britney Spears has shown off her parenting skills on her latest night out by taking her 15-year-old sister to a tattoo parlour.

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The singer made no effort to hide the fact she was visiting a Los Angeles tattoo parlour late on Tuesday with her sister, Jamie Lynn in tow. The pair stayed in full view of the cameras in the Devil Doll Tattoo Parlour, as the mother-of-two got a small black star tattooed onto her right hand.

The 'Toxic' singer has come under fire for her wild partying and 'unmotherly' behaviour since leaving her husband. Her new friendship with socialite Paris Hilton has seen her become a frequent visitor to the Los Angeles party scene.

Kevin has reportedly filed for custody of their two sons claiming that he can prove that Britney is an unfit mother.

It never seemed like either of them had much clue, but Brit I am sure loves her children. I can but imagine that she wishes she'd noticed that hooking up with someone whose girlfriend was six months pregnant (but that's ok because he left her for you right?) might not make the best life partner or patriarch. Who knew huh?

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Earplugs Out People - Is Paris's music career over?

Sunday, December 24, 2006

After her debut album, Paris, was a commercial flop, it seems the 25-year-old has decided to draw a line under her career as a popstar and concentrate on other "projects".

A record label source told the Daily Star: You don't need to worry about listening to any more music from Paris - there won't be any.

"Her career as a singer is going to be allowed to quietly go away."

I can't imagine why, I mean her singing is a good as her ability to not squint in pictures, or to be photographed with her feet together and pointing forwards. Oh...

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Lilly Loses Her Home

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThe Hawaii home rented by LOST star EVANGELINE LILLY burned down to the ground yesterday (20DEC06), but nobody was hurt. Lilly was already on-set when the fire occurred.

I wish the absolute best for her safety and I love the show, but if her long hair was singed just like, a LITTLE bit, I'd be mildly amused nonetheless.

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Rocky Balboa World Premiere

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He now looks far too much like his mother for me to be entirely comfortable with.

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Scarlett's Shelf of Breasts

It must be great to be able to have a cup of tea in bed and know that you have your very own tray....

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Must be said that nude undergarments are just that - nude, not INVISIBLE Ms Johansson.

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Caught in the Act!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Britney Spears, dancing with a female friend to Madonna's "Like a Prayer" and "Vogue" at Hollywood club Les Deux. At one point the singer went to use the women's bathroom, but when she saw how crowded it was, she opted for the men's room instead. "She was in such a great mood," says an onlooker. That wasn't her only stop of the night. Spears also hit L.A.'s Hyde Lounge, where she had cocktails and bobbed her head to The Doors' "Light My Fire."

What a great mental image, Britney wearing probably not much 'bobbing' her head to The Doors. Bet soil was flying in Paris and Jim started turning...

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Jimmy Choo Dinner to Benefit The Whitney Contemporaries

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usBravo Nicky Hilton. Well played. Cute, natural looking hair, very understated. A little education and talent does run in the current generation of Hilton's after all. I like Chick and wish her well because at least she's not gagging for celebrity which is sadly a rarity these days.

Now if you could only learn to dress that bottom feeding trashbag ho of a sister of yours then we'd be one annoyance less in celebland.

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Julia Stiles So Thrilled To Be Here

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Hanging weights from your bra to make them droop? No makeup and couldn't be bothered to blow dry? Awkward body language and clutching your purse so you can run out when he nips off to the little boys room?

Ms Stiles wishes she'd stayed home with Haagen Daazs and the SATC boxset.

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The Olsens - the entree equivalent of 'Sprouts on a Toothpick'

They were cute huh? I mean really sweet looking both as kids and teens, and it looked like one day they would truly live up to all the 'countdown 'til they can shag' hype and become stunning women right?

Not only are they letting (not us but rather) themselves down, but they are fast becoming polar opposites. Mary Kate feels a hippy vibe, while Ashley prefers sharp tailoring. This I can handle, but the hair girls - what on earth have you guys done?

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I can only imagine it must be tough. Sure you're two people with different ideas but you've been packaged since birth as a joint project. People don't notice your individual qualities enough huh? So Ash tries her hardest to morph into... a lady I think is what she was going for. It's ok - if she had the actual cut smartened up a bit I could probably live with it - just.

Mary-Kate, what in the name have you done? She looks like Patricia Arquette playing a particularly skanky and cracked-up prostitute. You my dear should just never be a platinum blonde.

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Jane Fonda filming a L'oreal Commercial

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Does anyone really believe it's more a case of 'Mrs Face Cream' than 'Mr Scalpel'? And do we really want to see a woman in her 60's licking anything on an international scale?

Thought not.

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Dreamgirls Los Angeles Premiere Picture

The Abdul is 44 and sadly still has no idea how to dress herself.

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Dreamgirls Los Angeles Premiere Picture

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Proof that cancelling Xena Warrior Princess was not only good for our sanity but worked wonders for Lucy Lawless' hair. Bravo!

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It must be said her figure looks awesome too. She was a little too WWE Chyna to be attractive way back when but now she's rocking it. Oh God I'm actually being nice to someone. I must go shower. I feel soiled.

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Miss Potter New York Premiere Picture

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I looked at so many pictures from this premiere and the only thing that appears to still move is her mouth. For more click HERE.

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Sienna Miller's vodka diet

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usSienna Miller went on a vodka diet to lose weight for her latest film.
The slim 24-year-old actress had to get down to a controversial size 0 for her role as Edie Sedgwick in new movie 'Factory Girl'.
Sedgwick was revered artist Andy Warhol's muse and an 'It' girl of the mid-60s, who was addicted to drugs and suffered from depression and bulimia.
So Sienna, who recently split for good from her sometime boyfriend Jude Law, resorted to drastic measures to make sure she accurately resembled her troubled character.
She is quoted as saying: "I decided to drink vodka instead of wine because it has less calories."

Yes she is as intelligent as her clothes are stylish.

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Sharon Stone dating Slater

Christian Slater and the Crypt Keeper? Has the poor guy got a terrible case of '1992 tinted spectacles'? Sure she was hot back then but now she's pulled so tight she farts out of the back of her neck.

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See that there? That is a woman who has no idea how to grow older with elegance.

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Cattrall Confirms Sex And The City Movie

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usWe say about bloody time. Sienna Miller could never have infected us with her boho crap if Carrie & Co were still around. The perfect antidote to the news that Sienna is launching a fashion range *shudder* with her sister. If you even consider buying anything from it might I also suggest you consider shooting yourself.

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Elizabeth Hurley's Breasts

Tuesday, December 19, 2006



As genuine as Michael Jackson't nose

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BB7's Nikki Grahame

She is made of wax and her legs look like twiglets.....

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I dare you to tell me I'm wrong.

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Beware ... the BitchFest is Coming......

Be Afraid Public People Of The World.....

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